My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires

Chapter 358: Your Mother Is

to be Warriors, Warrior Gods, but when they realize they have no chance of winning, they don ’t even start a fight.

Greedy, petty, opportunistic, depraved, and above all… hypocrites.

From the beginning, Humanity did not need the Gods, and history proved this. When the modern age arrived, belief in the Gods was even further diminished.

Waking up from her thoughts, Scathach ’s emotions cooled, and she asked:

”What do you think, Sasha? ”

”The Gods won ’t help if Inari intervenes. ”

”After all, they are seeing this situation as an opportunity to eliminate the ’disgusting race ’ from all over Japan. ” Sasha spoke while making quotes with her two hands.

”They ’re treating us like their bug killers, huh. ”

”Well, yes… ”panda novel

”…But they will be very disappointed when they realize that my husband is not going on an uncontrolled killing spree. ” Sasha flashed a small smile.

”… ” Scathach displayed a small smile.

”Those who pick up and use a sword must be prepared to be stabbed. ”

”…Huh? ”

”If an enemy raises their sword against you, whether it be a man, a woman, or even a child, you must face them and kill them. ”

”…. ” Sasha was silent when she heard the last part.

”That is the principle of my teachings, and that fool executes it very well. ”

”…Though he mixed these principles with the ’dogma ’ that his parents taught him. ” She laughed.

”Hmmm…yes. ” Sasha didn ’t know what to say, she could only agree. She had no idea why Scathach suddenly said it.

”… ” With the same smile on her face Scathach just shook her head.

’As expected, she won ’t understand. ’

”…. ” Ruby looked at Sasha with a neutral gaze.

’Sometimes you ’re slow to notice things, but sometimes you ’re quick. Seriously, I really can ’t understand you. ’ Ruby sighed inwardly.

Sasha, like Violet and herself, is an heir to a Prestigious Clan. Even if she did not have proper ’training ’ in her childhood,

Her Head Maid, Julia, who was also like a mother to Sasha, should ’ve taught her how to see a situation and how to take advantage of it.

Because of this, sometimes Sasha would make a correct decision in less than a few seconds.

As was the case when Victor freaked out when he saw Kaguya injured.

’But… Sometimes, she ’s just too slow. ’ Ruby thought a few seconds ago that Sasha was confused by Victor ’s actions.

”Kaguya, have you passed Victor ’s orders yet? ”

”Yes, Gintoki is on his way…- ” Kaguya stopped talking.

”Actually, he ’s already arrived. ”

It was night, and a man was walking peacefully through the streets of Japan.

This man was absolutely uncharacteristic or interesting.

If a random person looked at him, they would just ignore the man.

He was just an ordinary salary man.

He was neither too tall nor too short. He wasn ’t even very handsome, or very ugly.

He wasn ’t even too fat or too thin.

… He was just normal.

Yes, everything about him was just normal.

… That ’s if you ignore one thing.

”Hey? The man saw a 10 Yen coin on the ground, and bent down to pick it up.

The moment he crouched a ’wind ’ passed over him.

”Hmm? ” He looked up confused: ”Is it going to start raining? What sudden gale was that? ”

”…. ” A little Yōkai with red skin and big claws that seemed to pierce through anything, this same Yōkai that just attacked the man just looked at him like an idiot.

’What happened? Did he dodge? ’ Before he could understand something, someone appeared behind him, and grabbed him by the mouth, and soon his entire body was covered by fire.

He tried to scream but it was useless, in less than a few seconds he felt completely weak, and all that was left was to be slowly engulfed by the fire.

”… ” Eve looked at the man, her eyes twinkled for a second:

[That ability is absolute bullshit.] Alter Eve spoke as she watched the man walk.

[Agreed.] Eve thought so too.

”Eve, don ’t get too close to him. ” Hearing Roberta ’s voice, Eve spoke after glancing at the man for a while.

”… I know. ” She disappeared and appeared on top of a house where Roberta was.

It had only been a few hours since Eve and Roberta were tasked with watching the man.

And they couldn ’t help but notice how unfair his skill was.

Literally, everything that happened around him in an attempt to harm him, this man avoided it as stupidly as possible, and in the end, it was the people around him, or even his own abuser who suffered the consequences.

The image of a 3 meter tall Yōkai Oni slipping on a banana and having its skull pierced by a pole was still very fresh in the minds of these two Maids.

”… ” The man kept the 10 Yen coin in his pocket.

”By the end of this night, I ’ll be rich, baby! ” He squealed excitedly, and soon started walking again.

He was heading towards an ancient Japanese mansion to personally meet the much feared Oni, Gyuki, an Oni who loved to devour humans.

But even though he was heading straight for the tiger ’s mouth, he didn ’t seem worried.

’They ’re protecting me, right? ’

Well, he would be lying if he said he wasn ’t a little worried.

He knew that he was strangely lucky. He ’d avoided a lot of life and death situations, but at the same time, he believed he was unlucky.

After all, if he was lucky, he wouldn ’t have to eat cup noodles every day!

’Life is a pain. ’ He sighed inwardly, and walked towards the mansion.

Arriving in front of the old mansion, he looked at the gate with various thoughts.

But soon he took a deep breath, and convinced himself that this was for the money!

”Hello!! I am Count Alucard ’s messenger. ”

”…….. ” The Maids looked at the man with a blank expression.

”Why is he talking like he ’s visiting a childhood friend? ” Eve was really questioning the man ’s sanity.

”…don ’t ask me. ”

”Hello! Gyuki-kun? ” He actually looked like he was going to visit his childhood friend.

”…why-… ”

”Don ’t ask me. ” Roberta quickly spoke up.

”…. ” A silence descended on the place, and soon the two maids heard the sound of the door opening.

The door opened and a tall muscular Oni came out.

”… What you want? ”

”Hmm… ” Gintoki didn ’t say anything, he just grabbed his phone, and checked a picture. Seeing that the picture on his phone matched the person in front of him.

”I have a message for you from Count Alucard. ”

Gintoki remembered the words that Victor, the Fifth Count of Vampires, the being that was feared by almost all Supernatural Beings, had said to him. He remembered his precious words.

”Go to this residence, knock on the door, and say… ”

Victor flashed a smile like he was a middle school kid:

”Your mother is so fat, that when God said; Let there be light, she had to get out of the way. ” Gintoki repeated what Victor had told him to say with a serious face.

”…. ”

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