As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death *cough*cough*. Wrong script my bad. Im here to inform you of my story. How my life got flipp* nope thats not it either. Oh well I tried to make the beginning of my new life amazing but it wasn . I didn get hit by truck-kun trying to save a kid, nor did I get stabbed saving a damsel in a dark alley. I knew I was about to die, but I thought for sure I would never get isekaid with this death.

Thank god my R.o.B. Was a fan of my fanfic that I wrote just incase. I mean I really really really, wanted to be reincarnated or transmigrated. So I spent weeks and weeks thinking on preparations for how to get transmigrated or reincarnated. Like what if authors get to be placed into their storys after death so I thought I had to write a novel just in case. Or what if you only get one wish so I made a folder of must have wishes on my phone. But I also had a special made transmigrator/reincarnator starter pack. I slowly added things to it until it became kinda monstrous of a starter pack. I would read a novel and revise my starter pack. So it kinda grew to be way over powered.

Well enough of that lets jump into my story.

It was 5:35 A.M. I had just got off work and drove home . The porch light was off when I got home so I was walking blind. I pulled out my phone and was trying to turn on my flashlight when I heard rustling behind me. Turning around as my phones light comes on I find my dog jumping towards me. ”Awwwww shit ” Bear dog jumps on me as a fall backwards. I feel a sharp pain in my chest, it almost felt like a fire ball lit up inside my lungs. I turn my phone light towards my chest a see it. Theres a **ing spike of a pickaxe sticking out of my chest. My yard is like 95% rock 4% brick and 1% dirt, and I had to put a trench from the breaker panel to the carport to install lights. But who the ** put the pickaxe sticking into the ground.

I get stuck on trying to figure that out as my eyes go dark. I couldn think straight and thought its gotta be the dog. He planned this all!!!!

Everything starts lighting up slowly as I look around I thought for sure I had died why the hell am I back at work? I look over and see everyone welding and grinding wondering what was going on. Everything spins and now Im at my moms house as her phone slips from her hand and she starts balling like a little kid. Screaming ” my baby boy, nononononono my baaaaaabbbyyyyyy ” . The world spins again as I see each of my family members and friends getting the news one by one, and damn let me tell you I hated every moment of it. The tears and anguish on each of them as they got the news. I think watching my funeral was the worst part. My little sister trying to tell everyone how close we were, knowing damn how many times she screwed me over. Like the time I took over the notes on her car since I had no credit and she needed a bigger vehicle, since I had no credit I took her up on the offer. Well she totaled said bigger vehicle and borrowed the car back. Only to turn around and trade it in after I almost paid it off. But I digress.

The ground under me turns black and everything around me starts to fall into this black abyss. Im just standing there and wondering what kind of drugs did death induce on my psyche. Everything around me disappeared and all I see is black.

Sitting in this blank space for what seems like weeks Im looking over everything from my life, trying to figure out exactly what is currently happening because of this is the afterlife its too bland. ”Okay so what I can tell this is my after life. Empty dark and quiet, I mean like I know I was introverted but what the actual **. I also have adhd so the shit is killing me. I spent all this time being quiet and acting stoic to seem impressive to who ever may be watching me but for ** sake this is way too much!!! Helloooooooooo customer service? Help line????? Rob I think my busty Asian beauties 3 dvd is missing. ” Im pretty sure my inner Dean would be proud of me. I wonder if I think enough perverted things will my afterlife spawn me some sexy ladies?

”*cough*cough* ” ”You know you
e talking out loud still right? ” ****** spoke in a whisper

”Haaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! ” I screamed at the top of my lungs like a little bitch. ”Y y you umm? WHO THE FUCK SNEAKS UP ON SOMEONE LIKE THAT!!!! You just about made me shit my self, thank god Im dead I might have just had a **ing heart attack. ”

” …….. ”

” oh shit my bad god didn mean to yell at you or anything Im just not good will jump scares when Im daydreaming. ”

”Ahem, well enough of it sorry it took so long I was dealing with other afterlife settlements the last guy spun the afterlife wheel and got 74 wishes his last 30 wishes he just donated back to the system so I had to deal with the paper work. ” The obviously kinda angry lady said while trying to control her eye twitch.

”So I get wishes right? ” I ask super excited thinking on what Im going to ask for first and what gets priority

” Nope ”

”What? Why not that guy got 74 freaking wishes and I don get 1? ” I go on rambling and ranting until a massive pressure descends

”Alright now , as your personal afterlife service provider I have a list of shit to say and explain before I get to send you off and you
e my last client before I get off today so shut up and listen. ”

”My name is 15-83, and yes we are all named off numbers we are what you would call a Rob. ”

”We judge peoples karma and decide whether they get stripped of their memories or blah blah blah blah. ”

” okay the real reason Im here after putting you on hold till my shift ends is because well i read your light novel every 6 months when I get off work and love it, its about the only interesting thing I get to do in the middle place or whatever the hell this place is ” 15-83 says after turning a complete 180 in attitude and removing the pressure.

” okay so umm what they hell is with the mood swings? ” I ask feeling like I have a bit of whiplash .

”Oh sorry I had to with review committee only watches us do our job until the point I started blah blah blahing. ” 15-83 says with a big smile on her face

” ….. ”now my eye is twitching

” well we have about 15 minutes to finish all this so let me give you a quick run down. You
e karma neutral meaning your good karma and bad karma are exactly tied meaning you can spin the white for blessing or black afterlife wheel for your curses. So I fused them into the grey afterlife wheel. Each slice on the wheel will have a blessing and a curse so you get both. Any questions? ” 15-83 asked me while messing with a grey cube in her hand. A few moments later it started glowing and she set it on the ground. With a poof I exploded and covered the area in a gray fog. 15-83 started coughing like crazy

”*cough*cough*cough* ” ”God that never happened before ”

While she was wiping the spot from her face I could hold back my chuckle

”Shut up!! ”

”Ahahahahahahahahaha ”. ”Sorry sorry I couldn help myself you look like a raccoon. Haha I looks so cute!!! ”

All of a sudden the pressure descended again.

” Alright no questions for you then. ” She exclaimed with anger boiling in her voice.

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